garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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