Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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