what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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