I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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