You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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