Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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