I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
