Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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