Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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