Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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