also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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