I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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