We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm too high and old for this...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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