I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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