careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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