I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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