During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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