"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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