C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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