Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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