Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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