Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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