Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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