All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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