Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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