Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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