i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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