why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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