"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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