so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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