smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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