Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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