So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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