She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
