I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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