and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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