bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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