just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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