I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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