Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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