In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
