Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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