we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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