Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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