You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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