this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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