You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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