...so i touched it.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I love having hate sex.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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