check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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