Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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